1. Take Cold Showers
2. Eliminate outdoor BBQ’s
3. Couples sleep in separate beds
4. Install large fans on Mt. Everest
5. Politicians can no longer speak in public
6. Outlaw all Snuggies
7. Drink only room temperature brewed beverages (This includes Coffee)
8. Do not allow any more cooking shows on television
9. Eliminate any kind of friction (You name it!)
10. Leave the “Barn” door open
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